A Private Note for Mom... Who I Don't Miss

"Sorry, I don't really miss you."

Notice how Alisha originally wanted her mother to tell her younger sister that she didn't miss her either. Thankfully she wised up and crossed that line out before sending this letter.

Campers Need the Strangest Things

Why was Alisha going through underwear so quickly!?





Also, you have to love camp infirmaries, but why did they give shots for a splinter?

That's All I Had to Say

Every camper has made a counselor cry. Ten years down the road they'll either look back in shock, wondering how they were able to get their counselors into trouble over such minor things, or they'll become a counselor themselves, and inevitably end up in tears. It's one of those unspoken camp traditions.



On a sidenote, why didn't this camper just write the letter on actual notebook paper?

Women are Superior

Because every camper has Cathy stationary...

I'm Not Coming Back!

What fitting stationary for summer.

Also, this letter is a lie. She ended up going back to camp for nine summers.



Just a reminder, "This isn't my pen!"

Oh, the Technology

Yes, a stamp was wasted to send this home.